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BREAKING: Another Year of Your Irrecoverable College Experience Has Passed

By Darrion Chen

News

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Fundraising for a Good Cause! Pledge Paid $5 to Serenade Unhoused Person

By Riya Nandakumar

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Citing "National Security", Congressional Republicans Push to Ban Wasian Couples

By Ted Kwee-Bintoro

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Study Shows ED Accepted Students Could Have Gotten Into Harvard Had They Wanted To

By Benji Elkins

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Liz Magill Proposes Motion to Ban All Greek Life After Getting Dropped From Tri Delt

By Mollie Benn

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Back By Popular Demand: Cheat Codes to Headline Fling for Second Year in a Row

By Maya Kreger

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Girl Platonically Has Sex With Other Girl and Calls Her "Love of My Life"

By Tana Cuturela

"Fck That Ice Btch" Olaf Responds to Losing Commencement Speech Bid

By Vivian Li

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Survey Finds Penn Students Chill AF, Move Different, Smoke That Chronic

By Anders Amlie

Penn Hillel Hosts Apartheid Week, Aiming to Engage With Underrepresented Human Rights Deniers on Campus

By Jett Flaxman

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Penn Dining Staff Declares Penn Dining Staff Appreciation Month to Appreciate Penn Dining Staff for Being Such Good Dining Staff

By Adrian Rafizadeh

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We Asked ChatGPT to Write an Article for Us. Here’s What It Produced.

By Oscar Eichmann and Margarita Matta

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Accepted Class of 2027 Worried There Is Less Recess Time at College

By Anna O'Neill-Dietel

Opinion

OP-ED: In My Defense I Didn't Do Anything Wrong

By Cathy Li

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Penn College Republicans Actually Awesome Because They “Go Out” “As A Group” “Sometimes”

By Lila Shermeta

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Recession? No Problem. I Choose to Embrace the Boom and Bust Cycle

By Claire Hayes

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The Mirrors in DRL Remind Me I Belong There

By Simon Oros

US China Relations

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Biden and Xi Jinping to engage in Perry World House sponsored Chilli Cook Off: winner is named Global Hegemon

By Claire Hayes

If 1 in 5 People in the World Are Actually Chinese, Why Do I Still Have No Ethnic Friends?

By Adrian Rafizadeh

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The Joy of Global Exchange! China Acknowledges Wyoming to be the New "Middle Kingdom"

By Riya Nandakumar

Special Content

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Quiz: Are You Racist or Just European?

By Zach Whiting

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Map of Penn's Campus ~For Boys~

By Riya Nandakumar

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How Fast Can My Friend Carey Drink Water?

By Carey Salvin and Maya Kreger

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By Cathy Li and Justine Orgel

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You Asked, We Answered: Frequently Asked Questions About Maritime Law at Penn

By Megan Striff-Cave and Jett Flaxman

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Crossword

By Anders Amlie