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Trump considering Amy Wax to replace Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education

By Alessandro Consuelos

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Penn administration reaches consensus that life begins at first donation

By Seth Fein

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New College House West to be built from free throw bricks against Kansas

By Karman Cheema

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There’s no need to go past 40th Street | We have decent wifi and plenty of coffee here

By Sophie Trotto

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Penn Med researchers find sleep deprivation do bad the students with the words for writing the

By Lea Eisenstein

News

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Joe Biden to teach introductory political science course. Here's how students reacted.

By Amanda Nart

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Where does your tuition really go? We crunched the numbers.

By Alex Xu and Allen Zhu

1920 commons dining hall

Meet the Penn students who opened a hip new food hall in the bathroom of 1920 Commons

By Sydney Gelman

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Huntsman renovation to include autoflush bidets

By Lauren Baron

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New York State to restrict entry of Penn students, prompting outcry

By Shoshi Wintman

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College Professor Has Been Robbing Students Who Say That They Can't Pick Him Out of a Lineup

By Josh Ogunleye

Opinion

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Editorial | It's time to end Regular Decision

By Sophie Trotto

Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, and sexually frustrated | How hooking up at Penn is harder as a conservative

By Allen Zhu

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Stress at Penn shouldn’t be a competition | But if it is, I'm winning.

By Shoshi Wintman

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In defense of pledging | Here's why people can't form true friendships unless they eat bullfrogs together.

By Jonah Weinbaum

Sports

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Penn men's basketball 2018 season in review | Wow, you guys are tall

By Sam Tolbert

penn vs. princeton women's soccer

Ivy League team wins undisputed outright championship

By Cole Jacobson

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Ivy League Basketball Tournament to be held at Calhoun's house

By Theo Papazekos

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A letter from the DPOSTM PIG champion | Why I should be on Penn men's basketball

By Jonathan Pollack

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Deflated balls: shafted opponents | Did Penn men’s basketball pull a Brady all season?

By Chase Sutton